So, You Wanna Smell Like a G-Man?

The FBI is not historically known for its hip image or tendency to follow fad. In fact, if The Sopranos’ wardrobe department can be trusted, these guys are still wearing pretty much the same suits that looked outdated in the 1950s.

My point is…if you still aren’t grasping the universal need for a “signature scent” to promote a corporate image, this particular convert should end the argument once and for all. Alerted by this ticklethewire.com article, Rachel Maddow picked up the scent of the fragrant Feds for her October 21st Ms. Information segment, declaring that every man who has ever wanted to smell like J. Edgar can now do so for the low price of $36.99 per bottle. “There is a ladies’ version coming out later next year,” assures Maddow, “which will presumably still smell like J. Edgar Hoover.”