Steve Martin’s Snooty Contract Demands

Lear jets and bendy straws are for wimps. According to Steve Martin’s massive rider for his tour with the Steep Canyon Rangers (hilariously “leaked” at the comedian’s own website), this guy takes prima donna-ism to a whole new level with three pages of demands including that “at least six (6) but no more than sixty-five thousand (65,000) holistic aromatherapy candles shall be placed in dressing rooms and lit no later than 1 hour prior to Artists’ arrival, enough to resemble Susan Sarandon’s bathroom in ‘Bull Durham.’ Approved scents include Sandalwood, Clover and Flop Sweat.”